You know people, I added the texting feature so you people could send me important messages. Since adding this feature I have not got any important messages. All day today I have been getting messages like this: “Shouldn’t you be home washing dishes?”.
No, I shouldn’t be! I am at the Honda Homecoming. I do this for those of you who are stuck at work so you can live through me. So now I am warning everyone: Quit fooling with the text feature!!!!!!!